While Serena walks the newly lit streets of Manhattan calling Dan for the umpteenth time, Rufus and Lily are “ohmygod-ing” in bed after their sinful, yet amazing, night together. Rufus receives a call about his band going on tour, Lily receives a call from her soon-to-be husband Bart, and the love-torn pair sit up in bed to an awkward moment.

Adios G!

Over at Palace de Waldorf, Blair startles awake to a clothed and cuddling Chuck. After a moment of flirty banter (Chuck, who loves it when Blair talks dirty, reminds her of the scars she left on his back during one of their titillating love sessions), Blair slams the door in his face, and half smiles as he leaves.

Nate takes a jog in Central Park with his apparently rehabilitated once-cocaine-loving father. After telling his dad he wants his parents to meet Vanessa, Dad nods and walks away to answer a shady phone call.

Fed up with Dan’s answering machine, Serena ventures over to Brooklyn - via taxi - and discovers Georgina at the Hunphrey loft. Continuing to play the innocent card, Serena finally calls Georgina by her true name - “psycho bitch” - and tells Dan everything. Dan wishes she had told him all of this sooner, and Serena refuses to hear the details of his and Georgina’s night together.

Across town in an empty building, Bart laments about letting go of the past, and asks Lily if she can do the same. Lily says yes.

Wanting to cleanse the Upper East Side of the G disease, Blair and Dan put aside their differences to devise a plan to send Georgina away to rehab, La Lohan style. Apparently using the family’s driver, charging several nights in a 5-star hotel and running around her old neighborhood was stealth, so after one phone call to Georgina ’s parents, the lying schemer is kaput. Reminiscent of the moment when Reese Witherspoon exposes Sarah Michelle Gellar in “Cruel Intentions,” Blair asks a defeated Georgina, “Haven’t ya heard, I’m the crazy bitch around here.” Silly Georgina, don’t you know that crazy bitch trumps psycho bitch?

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