Russell Brand Kills Easter

It’s official, casting news can cause migraines and a loss of faith in the easy goodness of man. Russell Brand has been cast to give life to the Easter Bunny in a new comedy mixing CGI and live action.

I lived for a while in Ireland, during which Russell Brand was on the tv every single time I turned it on. Every fucking time. That, and the rain, were our reasons for leaving the island. Now, he’s going to be starring alongside James Marsden as the Easter Bunny.

And I haven’t even mentioned the name of the motion picture “I Hop”. Seriously, it’s called “I Hop”. That’s so goddamn punny, I don’t even know where to start.

Somewhere, people are getting paid a lot money to create a motion picture called I Hop about the Easter Bunny, starring Russell Brand. I… I just… I don’t know.

- 33. America’s Cup

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